January 10, 2017
The entire internet is ablaze with praise for the stylish new beard of human rights activist and political prisoner Anders Breivik.
Appearing in court this week, Breivik looked fit and healthy, as he raised his right arm to salute.
The sickening Norwegians imprisoned Breivik for no reason, and now they are denying him the right to have sex and serving him cold coffee in a plastic cup.
They have also blocked the internet on his computer, which is recognized by the United Nations as as a form of torture.
Please contact Amnesty International and tell them to get Breivik’s Internet back on, get him hot coffee in a ceramic cup, get him laid.
Fax number: +44-20-79561157
Address: 1 Easton Street, London, WC1X 0DW, UK
What good is this organization if they can’t even get internets, coffee and sex to the world’s most persecuted human rights activist?