Pocahontas Freaks Out Over Kid Rock’s Senate Bid! Next Donald Trump Alert!

Lee Rogers
Daily Stormer
July 15, 2017

tfw Kid Rock is literally Donald Trump

Elizabeth Warren otherwise known as Pocahontas is freaking out over Kid Rock’s stated intention to run for the Senate.

She thinks he could be the Senate’s version of Donald Trump.

Boston Herald:

U.S. Sen. Elizabeth Warren is sounding the alarm with her Democratic base, warning a Senate run by Detroit bad boy Kid Rock could be the second coming of Donald Trump.

The “Wasting Time” and “All Summer Long” rap rocker-turned-country singer tweeted on Wednesday that he’s running for U.S. Senate in Michigan. Although it’s been largely dismissed so far as a publicity stunt, Warren isn’t taking any chances with the longshot Republican.

“I know a lot of people are thinking: this is some sort of joke, right?” Warren wrote in an email blast with the subject line “Senator Kid Rock (R-MI).”

“Well,” she said, “maybe this is all a joke — but we all thought Donald Trump was joking when he rode down the escalator at Trump Tower and announced his campaign, too.

“And sure, maybe this is just a marketing gimmick for a new album or tour — but we all thought Donald Trump was just promoting his reality TV show, too,” she added.

I’m not 100 percent sure what Kid Rock’s policy positions are but he seems to be a pro-America, pro-gun and pro-freedom type of guy. He’s almost like a 40-something version of Ted Nugent. That’s probably why Warren is going nuts.

Kid Rock likes guns and he was banging Pam Anderson in the mid-2000s. I respect that.

Honestly though, his policy positions aren’t really what’s important. The most important thing is shifting the direction of the culture. Having Kid Rock in the Senate would be another step in the right direction. That’s largely why the Daily Stormer has endorsed his Senate bid.

The culture war is by far he most important aspect of this struggle. Policies will take care of themselves as the culture moves in a proper direction.

It’s just too bad that Kid Rock can’t roll with Joe C. any more. For those of you fags who don’t remember the 1990s, Joe C. was a 3 foot 9 inch midget with a 10 foot dick.

Imagine how freaked out Pocahontas would be if she had to deal with that!

Joe C. (1974 – 2000)

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